Chuck Norris CAN understand women. |
Sharks have their own week for Chuck Norris. |
Kim Kardashian secretly wishes she had an ass like Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa her smile. Chuck Norris can find the needle in the haystack. The only thing to fear is fear itself .. The only thing fear has to worry about is Chuck Norris. You might be a redneck if Chuck Norris says so. Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret. Chuck Norris does not love Raymond. Chuck Norris can't break the law. Chuck Norris is the law. The Beatles stopped making music because Chuck Norris doesn't like bugs. Chuck Norris could build Rome in a day. |
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If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1. |
Leading hand sanitizers claim to kill 99.99% of germs. Chuck Norris will kill 100% of whatever he wants. |
Chuck Norris can divide by 0.
Chuck Norris can teach an old dog new tricks and he can teach a new dog old tricks. Chuck Norris bit the Apple logo. Chuck Norris can stain stainless steal. Meat now comes in four categories: Select, Choice, Prime or Chuck Norris Chuck Norris can make apple juice out of lemons. Chuck Norris could have beat the British himself. Drunk. Light wonders how Chuck Norris moves so fast. When you say "no one is perfect," Chuck Norris takes that personally. Chuck Norris doesn't dial wrong phones numbers, you answered the wrong phone. Chuck Norris could knock out Donald Trump with his name alone. Chuck Norris loves to shop at Amazon. |
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. |
Elvis called Chuck Norris the king. |
Some magicians can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Ghosts sit around the camp fire and tell Chuck Norris stories. Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice! Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together. Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. A cop pulled over Chuck Norris once -- the cop was lucky because Chuck only gave him a warning. Chuck Norris is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush. When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris won American Idol only using sign language. |
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